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Joke: The Bacon Tree
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27/05/2010
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Two Mexican gunmen are stuck in the desert after crossing the border into the United States, wandering around aimlessly and starving hungry. They are just about to lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon." replied Pepe.
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork!
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"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree!" says Luis.
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his last dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man! You was right, ees not a bacon tree!" |
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it?"
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees a ham bush.... |
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